What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?