How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
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What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
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Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
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What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
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