Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?