What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?