Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Why do trees have so many friends?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
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