Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How did the toad die?
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