Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which fly makes films?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do kittens know so much about church?
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