Why are books always so angry?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How does dinner smell?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?