What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why was the math book sad?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?