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What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What tea do footballers drink?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?