What do elves learn in school?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do fairies always drink?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?