Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
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What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
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Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did the airline worker name her child?
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