Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!