Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which family member has tusks?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
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