What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What kind of music do planets like?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?