How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?