My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Which insect is the smartest?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?