Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
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