Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
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How does the moon cut her hair?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What farm animal is best at karate?
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