Why did electricity win the race?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What farm animal is best at karate?