What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?