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What does bread say when it gets too warm?

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What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

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