What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

How do fall and winter say hello?