What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Where do you take sick ponies?