Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How does a witch play loud music?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why was the horse so happy?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?