What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why do bees buzz?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Where do automobiles have picnics?