Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do frogs keep their money?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
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