Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do naked fish play with?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
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