What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What fish only swims at night?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What do you call a smelly horse?