What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Why did the fish blush?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?