How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?