What do ducks get after they eat?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?