What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Where does laundry go to college?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why do plants hate algebra?