Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do bees say in the summer?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?