Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Which is the worst season?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?