What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did autumn say to summer?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?