What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?