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What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

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What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

How do you grill cheese?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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What's both a number one hit and a total failure?