How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why are cars magic?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?