Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?