Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What instrument did the door play in the band?