What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?