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What did the baby laptop call her father?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why did the duck cross the road?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?