What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What animal has the most fun?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why are all priests fit?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?