Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What season begins with a thud?