What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
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What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
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What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
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