What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

How do locomotives know where to go?