Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?