What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why was the spider so smart?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What is the emptiest holiday?