What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What season begins with a thud?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?