What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What fairy loves to count?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's a tuna's favorite game?