What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What does a dog say before eating?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Where do birds go to drink?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?