What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?