What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a singing rodent?