Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Where do polar bears vote?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?