Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where do polar bears vote?

Where do chips wear socks?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

When should you start writing a book?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?