Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

When should you start writing a book?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?