What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

How do snowmen get information?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?