Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the baby cookie cry?