Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do you call a tired tree?

What horn never makes a sound?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Can February March?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?