What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What is the color of the wind?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?