Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?