What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a Russian flea?

I broke my finger!

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?