What's red and smells like blue paint?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What animal likes to party the most?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?