What insect runs away from everything?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?