What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What says: oom oom oom?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?