Why did the Easter egg hide?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What's the opposite of irony?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?