Why did the Easter egg hide?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What's the richest basketball team?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?