Why are ghosts always single?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How do you grill cheese?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why don't ants get sick?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?