What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?