Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Are baby skunks cute?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?