Why did the peach come home from work early?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do insects learn at school?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?