What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Where do birds go to drink?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?