How do you truly savor a hot dog?
With relish.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What country has the most fish?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the world's weakest animal?
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