How does dinner smell?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?