Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
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