Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What sport requires no movement at all?

The museum curator needed a break.

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?