Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are cars magic?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What game do mice love to play?
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