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What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call lending money to a bison?