Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why are boxers good comedians?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
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