What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a Zen egg?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Which hot drink loves golf?