Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Which subject has two parts?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?