What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
I'm not a bad putter.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
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