What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Who invented fractions?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Where do novels go to have a good time?