What kind of music do planets like?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?