What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Where do goldfish go camping?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?