What do elves learn in school?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What bird is losing its hair?