What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What did one angel say to the other angel?