Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Which subject has two parts?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?