What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

It's allergy season again?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What does a lion call an antelope?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?