Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?