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Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How do you get kids to do something?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Where do polar bears vote?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

How does dinner smell?

Where is the coldest place to work?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How do you measure a millennial?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?