What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

How does dinner smell?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What animals make the best students?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why are ghosts always single?