Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Do dads always snore?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?