What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What fairy loves to count?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Which superhero is best at baseball?