What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Where would you find an elephant?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?