How does a squid go into battle?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?