How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Where do actors go to pray?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

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