What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why is summer always sad?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?