What dog never pays attention in class?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?