What utensil does water use to eat?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Where is the coldest place to work?