What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
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What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What sport do horses love to play?
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