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Sun-day.
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What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What siblings are always sad?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
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