Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Where do they produce Christian films?