What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

How does the sun listen to music?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Do dads always snore?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?