Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What is the most attractive fruit?