Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?