Why did the duck cross the road?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?