What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?