Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What do fish use for glasses?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do cows like to dance to?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?