What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
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