What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the barber win the race?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?