What bird is always sad?
The blue jay.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How do fleas travel?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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