Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?