Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What is a cow's dream job?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

How do birds threaten one another?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?