Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What style of music weighs the most?

How long do chickens work?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Where would you find an elephant?