What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Board Game With A Twist

How do automobiles fly?