Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

How do bees get to school?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do fish use for glasses?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the barber win the race?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?