Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Where does water do all its banking?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What did the paper say to the pencil?