Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What style of music weighs the most?