What sport is always getting in trouble?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Where do superheroes blend right in?