What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Ghoulie!
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Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where does water do all its banking?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
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