I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do Scottish toads play?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"