What's the noisiest food?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?