How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What kind of monkey flies to school?