What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What sport do horses love to play?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?