How does dinner smell?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?