Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why was the fish so smart?