How long will dinner be?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?