How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the cow cross the road?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?