What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
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