Why was the artichoke so generous?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do cows say on NYE?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why do bees gossip?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why do cows like being told jokes?