Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Which insect makes the best father?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What are you studying in math?
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