What tree has the most bark?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is a king's favorite weather?

How do you talk to a giant?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?