Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What's the richest basketball team?

Which president loved to take baths?

What is the color of the wind?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?