What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What game do cows play at parties?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?