What is a spider's favorite book?
Charlotte's Web!
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
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