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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

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Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

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Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

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When does the devil get all of his shopping done?