Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
A cari-boo!
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
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