Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
A cari-boo!
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
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