Why was the cat so small?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why was the spider so smart?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?