What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?