What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?