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Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Where do clowns go on vacation?