What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?