What school subject really rocks?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Which relative loves rice?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was the mime upset?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

Which animal loves to have a good time?