Why did the student eat their homework?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Who invented fractions?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why are ghosts always single?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?