Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?